DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
[even if he gets the ping to himself not three seconds later
[robert enters at that, holding one (1) white and orange sweater, as commissioned from iceland. despite his initial stoicism, he's actually pretty excited...
approaching her bedside:]
I never asked you what your favorite color is [thus the. orange of the sweater...], nor what you want for Christmas...
Do I have a favorite color...? [shh shh don't answer that. she closes her eyes, seemingly mulling it over.] No, I don't, because that's like trying to pick a favorite type of grass.
Oh. [well maybe that's?? good for him then??? he'll let her mull the second statement over in the meanwhile, setting the sweater on the edge of her bed.]
I hope you like this? I'm sure it's going to get even colder for winter [thus why he didn't wait for the twenty or so days before giving it]; I'd rather you didn't freeze to death. Perhaps we should go shopping too sometime for more appropriate clothing.
[yes, that's definitely a valid point! he's a bit torn between she's safer inside but then, he thinks she usually prefers the outdoors, too... here's a compromise:] With boots that have spiked soles. I would accompany you, of course.
Humans aren't suited for hibernation. I tried once and I had to get up to go to the bathroom.
[wouldn't it be nice if they could, though....!]
I don't like it when my feet are restrained. I need them for a lot of things. Everything, actually. Mostly everything. I could use my mouth if it isn't full of something.
That's why I would accompany you! So, if you would like to stay inside, that's fine— it's safer here, anyway. But should you like to otherwise, I'll come... [he might be missing the point a little here, but at least he's not incapable of compromise.]
[lbr she usually doesn't get gifts. the only people who gave her things at home for special occasions were her parents, and Emi, and (probably) Nomiya even though she never really wanted anything from that guy.
it's still a foreign concept, having close friends, which is evident by how few people she knows in Holly Heights despite being here for several months.]
[well guess what rin, there are presents to be had. wrapped with painstaking fastidiousness (and consequently, if there was such thing as perfection, it would be these gifts), she may find two in particular addressed to her. one contains a set of paints (non-toxic, of course), the other a burgendy bulletproof vest.
lying open on top of it all is a christmas card:]
Rin, Merry Christmas. Hopefully these aren't all too surprising. Regardless, I hope you'll make use of them and, perhaps, enjoy them as well. Thank you for being a good daughter.
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1 scary way 2 break up
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
[even if he gets the ping to himself not three seconds later
that's ok right??? still counts]
[action?? idk]
but it's still urgent]
Rin?
[please be in there]
ok real tag this time
[well. she's not gonna go open the door for Robert.]
im
approaching her bedside:]
I never asked you what your favorite color is [thus the. orange of the sweater...], nor what you want for Christmas...
8')
[but Christmas- huh. hhhhuhhhh.
no comment on that yet.]
Re: 8')
I hope you like this? I'm sure it's going to get even colder for winter [thus why he didn't wait for the twenty or so days before giving it]; I'd rather you didn't freeze to death. Perhaps we should go shopping too sometime for more appropriate clothing.
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I could stay inside. My feet turn pink in the snow.
[she doesn't exactly like winter. it's hard to do things with her bare feet outside when the temperatures drop.]
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[yes, that's definitely a valid point! he's a bit torn between she's safer inside but then, he thinks she usually prefers the outdoors, too... here's a compromise:] With boots that have spiked soles. I would accompany you, of course.
[obviously.]
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[wouldn't it be nice if they could, though....!]
I don't like it when my feet are restrained. I need them for a lot of things. Everything, actually. Mostly everything. I could use my mouth if it isn't full of something.
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That's why I would accompany you! So, if you would like to stay inside, that's fine— it's safer here, anyway. But should you like to otherwise, I'll come... [he might be missing the point a little here, but at least he's not incapable of compromise.]
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[would they really tho
??
???]
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[??? being a weird stalker???
that's possible]
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[there's more than one...!]
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Have you thought of an answer to my other question?
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[welp]
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Will you ever have an answer to it?
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[???]
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[???]
That I should already know the answer? [YES...]
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[is she high]
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[if he didn't know what high ppl looked like he might think so]
It wouldn't be a surprise if you told me what you wanted, would it? I should be capable of arrive to that conclusion on my own, yes.
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If it is a small one.
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[lbr she usually doesn't get gifts. the only people who gave her things at home for special occasions were her parents, and Emi, and (probably) Nomiya even though she never really wanted anything from that guy.
it's still a foreign concept, having close friends, which is evident by how few people she knows in Holly Heights despite being here for several months.]
... No surprise parties.
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If you insist— the gift itself shouldn't be anything too surprising. [also considering, well, one should expect a gift by this point maybe...]
gift
lying open on top of it all is a christmas card:]
Rin,
Merry Christmas. Hopefully these aren't all too surprising. Regardless, I hope you'll make use of them and, perhaps, enjoy them as well. Thank you for being a good daughter.
Sincerely,
Robert